Pink Lady
I had a long overdue affair with pink lady. She must be holding it against me. Her sturdy bridge was coated in a layer of dust, her metallic spooks, now a shadow of her former self. Her rubbers cried to be replaced, her chain that had served me so faithfully,disappeared in an inch-thick of grease. She used to draw admiring glances when we went out together, from those in awe and approval. But now, she received only polite coughs and enquiring smiles.
Finally sick and tired of the grease that she had been putting on me, I decided to settle the matter once and for all. I brought her down to Uncle Hui, rolled up my sleeves and was prepared to get my hands dirty, just to learn how to give her a thorough wash.
To my disappointment, Uncle Hui said that cleaning is a messy business and impossible to finish within one day. Neither does he have the time to teach me how to do it properly. What a disappointment! I contemplated doing it myself. But for someone who can't even tell the difference between gasoline and kerosene, cleaning pink lady is a tall order for me.
Uncle Hui was prepared to give her a 'makeover' for a fee. Much as I would like to settle this on my own, I guess pink lady would be going away for the next few days.
